Chey'd flexin attention ho

A person who blocks people just to talk shit about them over social media and seeks agreement with likes and comments.

Carla is such a chey'd flexin attention ho! She blocked Nicole and then talked shit about her and if Nicole had something to say bring it on but Nicole couldn't see anything from being blocked.
Comments from unblocked people:
YOU GO GIRL! TELL EM CARLA! I GOT YOUR BACK!

by Kaleesi April 29, 2021

Non-octo flexitarian

A person who prefers a vegetarian diet, but occasionally eats meat as long as it's on octopus.

I can't eat that octopus, thank you. Keep in mind I'm a non-octo flexitarian.

by tomas2022 April 18, 2022

Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.

"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex

by Soosmon July 1, 2023

Fab Fit Flex

This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.

Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"

by von groovy June 23, 2024

Law of Scientific Flexibility

The principle that science is flexible—capable of bending, adapting, and evolving without breaking. Science is not a rigid set of eternal truths but a living, breathing process that flexes to accommodate new evidence, new methods, new questions. A flexible science can admit error, change course, incorporate criticism, and grow stronger. An inflexible "science" is dogma wearing a lab coat. The Law of Scientific Flexibility distinguishes genuine science from pseudoscience: real science bends; pseudoscience breaks. Flexibility is not weakness; it's the source of science's strength, its ability to survive contact with reality.

Example: "When new evidence contradicted her hypothesis, she didn't cling to it—she flexed. The Law of Scientific Flexibility meant changing her mind was not failure but function. Her critics called her inconsistent; she called herself scientific. Flexibility had done its work: keeping her aligned with evidence, not ego."

by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026

Law of Logical Flexibility

The principle that logic is flexible—capable of adapting to different domains, questions, and purposes without losing its rigor. A flexible logic can incorporate new rules, modify old ones, and shift its standards as needed. An inflexible logic is a straightjacket, not a tool. The Law of Logical Flexibility distinguishes between logic as living discipline and logic as dead dogma: real logic flexes; fake logic fractures. Flexibility is not inconsistency; it's the capacity to apply consistent principles across diverse contexts.

Example: "She used different logics for different problems—formal logic for mathematics, informal logic for everyday arguments, legal logic for contracts. The Law of Logical Flexibility meant this was not confusion but competence. Each logic flexed to fit its domain. Her critics called her inconsistent; she called herself adaptive. Flexibility had done its work: matching tool to task."

by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026