Festival

A group of hippies

There is a festival of hippies smoking in the field.

by Juice Moose June 2, 2018

Festie

A fake bestie, someone who once was your best friend but then showed that they are a fake bitch

“Julia is turning into my festie, did you hear what she said about me?”

by feefee123321 December 8, 2018

fester fickle fuck

To cause confusion in a fun way

What in the fester fickle fuck is going on in here?
OR
Let's get the fester fickle fuck outta here!!

by Laughing seagull June 22, 2021

Festing

A group activity or excursion, usually consisting of exclusively males, where surfing is at some point involved, but mostly discussed. This downtown between surfing is known as festing. It is typically of homoerotic nature and often confused for a gay surf club.

BR: Hey, are you going to the 2nd Annual Humpfest this year?

Goyo: No, I’m not festing this summer since there’s no surf in central CA in the summer, plus I’m saving my money for Just the Tip Fest.

BR: why just the tip?

by nomaticflower May 8, 2023

Ice Festival

A rascist term harkening back to the annual festival of certain native groups in northern Russia wherein non-native ethicities were rounded up and spanked mercilessly. More recently, the term has been adopted by certain neo-nazi groups in the southwestern portions of the United States.

"Olga gave that new Pakistani at work an Ice Festival. Snaps!"

or

"Did you see Hanz and Franz showing that little chinese guy the Ice Festival? He's definitely going to have the redass tomorrow."

by yoursoninlaw January 12, 2009

Fyre Fested

When an event is supposed to happen but the people in charge fuck everything up

"Yo are you still going to DJ that party at USC?"
"Nah that shit got fyre fested the person in charge was trying to use ticket money to pay for the equipment and it fell through"

by k?d47 February 1, 2019