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Family Matters

Probably the most intellegent and greatest TV show of all time.
"whats your favourite show?"
"Family matters"
"really?"
" no, I'm a big fucking liar, the show sucked my balls, and I'm kind of gay, so it really sucked."
by Ike b September 28, 2005
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family

Family is your parents(,brother(s) and sisther(s))and form a group.
1.John have a four members family.They are two parents and a younger sisters.
2.Tom loves his family very much.
by Sam Koh June 23, 2004
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Family Jewels

Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.
by jtsfl January 9, 2009
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FAMF

N. meaning Fake Ass Mother Fucker

or

V. (when used with GA) a process, where by disrespecting someone in a certain way using very specific steps, is used to call someone out on their being a "Fake Ass Mother Fucker".
(Similiar to the "you're stuck wtih it" game, but more covert and fun. Also used competitivly to trick friends.)

Steps to complete a (GA)FAMF:
1) Hone in on your target.

2) Say something to the target that catches them off guard and makes them say, "What?"
(Helpful Hint: A good trick is to mumble something semi-incoherent to them while they're in another conversation, or spout a fast string of non-related words in the form of a question. The idea is to be as creative as you can.)

3) Wait for the target to say, "What?"
(READ: Only the word "What?" works. If they say something like "huh?", or ignore you, you have failed your mission.)

4) Quickly shout "GA FAMF!"
(The GA stands for "Gotcha!". If you yell FAMF without the GA, it doesn't count, and you lose. If this happens, and the other person knows the rules of a FAMF, this is their time to rebutt with their own GAFAMF.)

FAMFing can also work with text messaging and instant messaging.
Sally: ...and I couldn't believe Bobby said that, especially after buying his new SUV.

Veronica (your target): I KNOW! And like, I had just gotten my nails done on-

You: AreVeronicaTheAntZooThinksICan?

Veronica: What?

You: GA FAMF bitch!
by NicoleTTVan December 29, 2005
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family guy

a funny ass show on tv. it does rip off the simpsons alot though. fat drunk guy, healthy looking wife,3 kids,son,daughter,and baby, a dog, and the fat guy hangs out with a black and white guy at a bar. plus that episode with death, they already did that on the simpsons!
"pea...........tear............griffin. Damnit!"(peter griffin, "fat guy" from family guy)
by myguitardidyermom12 June 6, 2006
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family planning

What more people should practice. The alternative is to require licensing to procreate. Just because you can...doesnt mean you should!
The newspaper today is full of examples of poor family planning - starting in the political section and covering almost every page. Unfortunately. there are even examples in the arts section.
by Shrinmarie September 22, 2007
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famigo

HOYGAN word for spanish word "amigo", friend. Also HAMIGO could be used.
Nice picture, famigo!
by takoitus January 5, 2008
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