Alabama freckle face

When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she let's out a small shart. The man comes up and has shit speckles on his face.

Nate: hey allison and I were doing 69 the other day and she let one go. Gave me an Alabama freckle face. It was awesome!!

Dustin: dude, sweet.

Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!

Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!

by Ericockandballs November 6, 2017

the blue-face blastoff

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“I guess you can use anything. I mean you can use an iPhone charger, shoelace, a necktie, a jump rope.”

He decided to do the blue-face blastoff and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

by thericardo June 3, 2018

O-Yogurt Face

The face you make when you're jizzing balls while screaming “I GOT SOME YOGURT FOR YA” as you come.

He yelled out, "I GOT SOME YOGURT FOR YA'" and the next thing I knew I was looking at his O-Yogurt face.

by RubyRBT October 31, 2018

Resting smirk face

A condition where someone's neutral face is to look like they find everything highly amusing.

Marr: They say this proposal is a serious risk to manufacturing and industry, with huge costs...

Priti Patel, government minister: *Smirk*

Marr: I don't see why you're laughing.

- The Andrew Marr Show, BBC Television,

Viewer: She might well be a cold hearted ghoul, but that's just resting smirk face.

by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019

Mad ginger-face

The scary type of ginger that you would NOT want to see on a Halloween.

Carrie on prom night? You would think so... I take one look at her and I shit my panties, she got mad ginger-face!

by Banana Hammie October 31, 2019

National Alex has a face day

Dec 23

Time to recognise the fact that Alex has a (face)

Alex: hi
You: did you know it's national Alex has a face day
Alex: no
You: you have a face

by Kayleihaha December 22, 2019