stupid kids that are so synical and blind to the world's greatness that theyve never listened to the band primus and learned what true music is. I purposely set aside 5 minutes each day to bother emos because of this reason. if everyone would just listen to primus the world would be awesome.. and I'd have 5 minutes more each day.
steers and queers, steers and queers, where I come from there's steers and queers and you aint got no horns, boy..
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by satan666bongtoke2 November 14, 2009
Get the Emo mug.1) A derogatory term for any demographic of people with attitudes, beliefs and taste in clothes and music that the speaker thinks he understands better than they do.
Use of the term 'Emo' will almost always preceed a lecture about 'Emo's in a way that grossly underestimates the number of demographics that there are.
It is incorrect to use the term for any demographic that the speaker already has a name for.
2) Any young person who dies their hair an unnatural colour
3) Any young male with a Lisa Stansfield hairstyle. One of only two demographics to call themselves 'Emo's but they have, fortunately, been mostly killed now.
4) 'Emotive hardcore' music or a fan thereof
5) Over the top whinging in any work of art.
6) A name now adopted by a variety of people that couldn't come up with a better name for themselves than 'Alternatives' in the late 1990s. Frequently accused of conformist hypocrisy, most consciously intend to conform to their peer group and have never pretended otherwise. The only consistent characteristic of such an emo is that they dislike sportswear. Some look good but most have no idea
Use of the term 'Emo' will almost always preceed a lecture about 'Emo's in a way that grossly underestimates the number of demographics that there are.
It is incorrect to use the term for any demographic that the speaker already has a name for.
2) Any young person who dies their hair an unnatural colour
3) Any young male with a Lisa Stansfield hairstyle. One of only two demographics to call themselves 'Emo's but they have, fortunately, been mostly killed now.
4) 'Emotive hardcore' music or a fan thereof
5) Over the top whinging in any work of art.
6) A name now adopted by a variety of people that couldn't come up with a better name for themselves than 'Alternatives' in the late 1990s. Frequently accused of conformist hypocrisy, most consciously intend to conform to their peer group and have never pretended otherwise. The only consistent characteristic of such an emo is that they dislike sportswear. Some look good but most have no idea
1) "Are you an emo or a goth?"
"Eh? I'm wearing a Metallica T-shirt"
2) Nah you can't get in the cafeteria; there are bloody emos sat all over the floor
3) Kill that fuckin' emo faggot
4) I like 'emo' actually, yeah, but it's like, not what you think... (Interrupted by snoring)
5) No mate Evanescence do not rock they are whinging emo bollocks even goths wouldn't listen to
6) Please don't call yourSELF an Emo for Christ's sake. I'm getting called it because I hang around with you.
"Eh? I'm wearing a Metallica T-shirt"
2) Nah you can't get in the cafeteria; there are bloody emos sat all over the floor
3) Kill that fuckin' emo faggot
4) I like 'emo' actually, yeah, but it's like, not what you think... (Interrupted by snoring)
5) No mate Evanescence do not rock they are whinging emo bollocks even goths wouldn't listen to
6) Please don't call yourSELF an Emo for Christ's sake. I'm getting called it because I hang around with you.
by Frog Jacuzzi July 14, 2009
Get the Emo mug.Fucked up loser who has no real problems so has to make-believe.
May i say MY Chemical Romance are not emo..
Gerard Way was quoted;
“I think emo’s a pile of shit,” said Way. “I think emo is fucking garbage – it’s bullshit.
May i say MY Chemical Romance are not emo..
Gerard Way was quoted;
“I think emo’s a pile of shit,” said Way. “I think emo is fucking garbage – it’s bullshit.
"OMG other people have such easy lives compared to me, i need that t-shirt...and being emo..i have to kill myself"
by AliJo March 22, 2008
Get the Emo mug.A person usually an albino white kid with dark hair. They cry and complain about how life sucks but really they just need to smoke a joint once in a while. They wear tight jeans because they think everyone is gay like them and likes looking at their disgusting tight bodies. They wear tight shirts too because they are fucked up. They sometimes wear glasses, retarded shoes, and they listen to stupid bands like Coldplay and Slipknot.
And then they got their whole ear pierce bullshit, and emo tatoos. Also if you want to be emo you need to follow a specific guideline.
1. Be an albino middle class white kid
2. Act all cool on a skateboard.
3. Be sad and bitchy all the time.
4. Have a small 2 inch dick.
5. Be a fucking faggot.
6. Worship Satan
7. Cut your wrists
Follow those steps and you're an emo.
And then they got their whole ear pierce bullshit, and emo tatoos. Also if you want to be emo you need to follow a specific guideline.
1. Be an albino middle class white kid
2. Act all cool on a skateboard.
3. Be sad and bitchy all the time.
4. Have a small 2 inch dick.
5. Be a fucking faggot.
6. Worship Satan
7. Cut your wrists
Follow those steps and you're an emo.
Josh: I cut my wrists last night.
Nick: Nice, I was just jacking off to Slipknot vids and then I went boardin' on my sick deck. I can do a neat trick on my skateboard!
Josh: I can do sick tricks too.
Nick: Yeah. Decks are sick.
Tyler: My girlfriend dumped me and I cut my wrists.
Josh: Oh my Satan!
Tyler: Yeah it's rough but im an emo punk so I can handle it with self mutilation.
Nick: Let's go cut our wrists and suck eachother's dicks while watching Slipknot guys!
Josh,Tyler: YAY!!!
Nick: Nice, I was just jacking off to Slipknot vids and then I went boardin' on my sick deck. I can do a neat trick on my skateboard!
Josh: I can do sick tricks too.
Nick: Yeah. Decks are sick.
Tyler: My girlfriend dumped me and I cut my wrists.
Josh: Oh my Satan!
Tyler: Yeah it's rough but im an emo punk so I can handle it with self mutilation.
Nick: Let's go cut our wrists and suck eachother's dicks while watching Slipknot guys!
Josh,Tyler: YAY!!!
by I hate emo punks May 8, 2009
Get the Emo mug.God dammit its a god dam fucking title. All you fucking doosh bags that say o im emo, preppy, scene, any other title known, shut the fuck up! U guys are assholes all of you. I listen to the so called "emo" music but im not emo! How many "preps" have their ears paerced? or have black hair? Plenty!! u asshole cunt fucks need to quit labeling eachother and move on with ur sad pathetic lives. All this bullshit about o im "emo" and cut or o im "preppy", etc. is a waste of god dam good time u all are cock smokers shut up!
by goddammitdooshbags January 2, 2008
Get the Emo mug.A poseur, someone who has followed the latest trend of pop-punk style bands that have been given the label 'emo'. Always wear the same as each other (tight jeans, tight tops, glasses, leopard print, converse ect), always listen to the same bands (the used, funeral for a friend, panic! at the disco ect), always have the same hair (dyed black or blonde, floppy emo fringe with layers AND/OR extentions ect).
A FAD - as soon as it goes out of fashion emo will never have existed and chavs can go back to being chavs like they were before polka dots came back to 'new look'. After all who was emo before emo became fashionable?
A FAD - as soon as it goes out of fashion emo will never have existed and chavs can go back to being chavs like they were before polka dots came back to 'new look'. After all who was emo before emo became fashionable?
by HairMetalGlamRock March 15, 2007
Get the Emo mug.A word that has a retardedly large number of definitions on UrbanDictionary, almost all of which are biased towards negative views of emos.
Person 1: Dude, what's an "emo" exactly?
Person 2: I don't know, let's look it up on UrbanDictionary...
Person 2: This one says it's a horrible person who cuts themselves, wears bad clothes, and listens to shitty music...
Person 1: But this one says that it's people who are posers and just think girls will do them if they are more "in touch with their emotions"?
Person 2: And then this one says that it's people who are just trying to fit into a group of dumb people who think they are non-conforming when they are really conforming to just another subculture of society...
Person 1: And this one says they are just ridiculous pussies with small penises... And this one that says Emos are the one thing that every other group can agree on... hating them...?
Person 2: This doesn't sound like something anyone would want to be... Where'd you hear this word again?
Person 1: Some guy at school told me to stop being emo...
Person 2: ...
Person 2: I don't know, let's look it up on UrbanDictionary...
Person 2: This one says it's a horrible person who cuts themselves, wears bad clothes, and listens to shitty music...
Person 1: But this one says that it's people who are posers and just think girls will do them if they are more "in touch with their emotions"?
Person 2: And then this one says that it's people who are just trying to fit into a group of dumb people who think they are non-conforming when they are really conforming to just another subculture of society...
Person 1: And this one says they are just ridiculous pussies with small penises... And this one that says Emos are the one thing that every other group can agree on... hating them...?
Person 2: This doesn't sound like something anyone would want to be... Where'd you hear this word again?
Person 1: Some guy at school told me to stop being emo...
Person 2: ...
by Aneas March 31, 2009
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