Egg

Something that is good, or great.

This drink is so egg.

by EJdaDJ January 8, 2009

Sausage Egg McMuffin

When your partner puts his dick in your muffin shaped ass and cracks an egg on your back.

We got kinky this weekend and I gave my girl the sausage egg mcmuffin.

by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009

cracked egg baby

a baby who will be born under a high risk pregnany (a mother is 35 or older), and therefore has a higher chance of being special

"She's pregnant! How old is she?"
"SHe's 42"
"Oh man, that's going to be a cracked egg baby"

by Jochow May 21, 2007

hard boiled egg

A white person that thinks or acts asian. The opposite of a twinkie. They are white on the outside and yellow inside.

Tom is such a hard boiled egg he smells like fish sause, eats goat and only listens to asian music.

Joe loves China so much lives in Chinatown what a hard boiled egg.

by A.B.C.D. and the crazy girls January 1, 2012

Egg on my Face

Originally used to describe being embarrassed or feeling foolish. Now more literally used to describe a poor clean up job after jerking off or getting a blow job, where "egg" is visible in an obvious place like the jeans, shirt or face. Which can cause embarrassment.

I went home for a nooner and spent the rest of the day without realizing I had egg on my face.

My girlfriend gave me a hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little egg on our faces.

by BSB724 July 24, 2009

egg salad

The sexual act of placing lettuce, tomatoes and other common salad toppings inside of a woman's vagina and then eating it using her vaginal fluids like a salad dressing.

This act is commonly preformed preceding a fancy or expensive dining event, usually in a bathroom or in the back seat of a vehicle.

Dude, my girlfriend let me have an egg salad when we were waiting for our table at olive garden last night!

by WizardLizard May 17, 2011