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Negative Edge

A reverse masturbatory technique. Instead of masturbating and bringing yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, you simply *don't* masturbate--for months, years, decades, or even centuries... till your are on the verge of implosion, then you release all that pressure all at once on your victim. It often requires extensive training and superhuman dedication, but it's also able to inflict massive damages. Its excruciating training process has caused many backlashes, and it's now renounced by many humanitarian groups. The CIA, however, has allegedly weaponized this forbidden technique and utilized it in black ops. But they are likely not the only government agency that has incorporated such weapons. Rumors suggested that Navy SEALs didn't kill bin laden with a gun, but rather *something else*, namely, the Negative Edging.

Some nerds in the fighting game communities have misused this term to mean releasing of a "button" on some "joystick". while its definition does involve the act of releasing, and some of them may have used it as a sexual innuendo, this technique has been around longer for something far more sinister and evil, and definitely not for games and giggles.
correct: The target has been eliminated by the CIA spy using the negative edge.
incorrect: The player used negative edge to throw a fireball because the button is quieter upon being released than being pressed.
by anonymous February 8, 2024
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Negative Edge

A reverse masturbatory technique. Instead of masturbating and bringing yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, you simply *don't* masturbate--for months, years, decades, or even centuries... till your are on the verge of implosion, then you release all that pressure all at once on your victim. It often requires extensive training and superhuman dedication, but it's also able to inflict massive damages. Its excruciating training process has caused many backlashes, and it's now renounced by many humanitarian groups. The CIA, however, has allegedly weaponized this forbidden technique and utilized it in black ops. But they are likely not the only government agency that has incorporated such weapons. Rumors suggested that Navy SEALs didn't kill bin laden with a gun, but rather *something else*, namely, the Negative Edging.

Some nerds in the fighting game communities have misused this term to mean releasing of a "button" on some "joystick". while its definition does involve the act of releasing, and some of them may have used it as a sexual innuendo, this technique has been around longer for something far more sinister and evil, and definitely not for games and giggles.
correct: The target has been eliminated by the CIA agent using negative edge.
incorrect: The player prefers to use negative edge to do a command because the sound is quieter upon button releasing than button pressing.
by Peterosity February 8, 2024
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Distilled Edge

Male ejaculate boiled to remove impurities, used to nurture livestock.
Bubba J, go to Tractor Supply and get some distilled edge for the cows.
by The edge prophet November 20, 2023
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The Edge of the World

Guiness Book of World Records award for the greatest edge over performed on our dear planet earth. It must be an edge streak so long as to surpass that of any other.
I was bored last night, I must have done The Edge of the World. I was at it for 4 hours!
by Dapo Elteste December 4, 2023
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cheeky edge

The act of subtlely edging in a public environment to where no one will know what you are up to. Typically requires a blanket and some pocket-sized travel lotion and tissues as a failsafe. If suspected, tucking between the cheeks is a last resort.
"John come on, you need to go to your next class, you've been in here at least 5 minutes after class ended!"
"Just hold on a sec man, I'm doing a cheeky edge"
by ts-pmo February 21, 2024
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