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almost dong

The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
by i do cocaine April 25, 2008
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Echo Dong

An asian woman whom may like to give oral sex to men, or eat your dong.
Chung-Li smiled and licked her lips as she passed. Garrett turned to Nick and said, "Did you just see that echo dong? A nice!"
by Michael Swoops January 9, 2009
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Ding Dong Dome

n. The act of receiving fellatio from a whore (possibly a fatty) and then ditching her immediately after you bust the nut by sneaking through the window (or nearest exit) while her back is turned.
1. I confused the fuck out of that bitch when I pulled the old Ding Dong Dome on her dumb ass.

2. I was not trying to fuck that fatty nor was I trying to sleep there; I'm glad I knew how to Ding Dong Dome. WHEW!
by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009
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Dirty Dong

A penis that is dirty, or a person being an idiot.
"What the fuck you just cut me off you dirty dong!"

" Oh hell naw you fucked him, he got a dirty dong"
by TweezymyneeZy June 18, 2013
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Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size

Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size(adj.) To describe something that is overly large, bigger than the biggest, overly huge or supersized. A word describing an object (can be anything really) that is extremely large in length, width, height, or of abnormal largeness.
Person 1: "WOW!!! check it out! look at her boobs! they are super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-size!!! Man.....I've never seen some so huge!"

Person 2: "Holy Christmas! it's SUPER-KONG-DONG-MASTER-DESTROYER-SIZED!"

"Ya' know I thought I had seen them all.. till yesterday when I saw his super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-sized...cock! It's the biggest ever!"

You know your BIG when she says that your Super-Kong-Don-Master-Destroyer-Size!"
by KitKat73 March 14, 2010
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Pm Dm Ding Dong meh

Everyone has an abbreviation for private messaging someone so I added some lulz.

Now you can say "pm dm ding dong meh" like you're ringing the doorbell on the private message box.

If you think it's stupid that would be because it is and so are you. Don't like it? Pm dm ding dong meh and cry moar.
If you want to get ahold of me just pm dm ding dong meh.

Don't post in the comment section just pm dm ding dong meh.

Pm me or Dm me or whatever. Just pm dm ding dong meh ffs.
by Lulz§wag February 11, 2021
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