The trivial game in life called 'Who's Your Daddy?'. Multiple partners with loose commitments 9 times out of 10 lead to an "accidental" planned blessing. Often, it is a lotto trying to figure out who the real Daddy is, and is discovered once the child has developed strong physical characteristics. The most vulnerible target to be initially labeled "Daddy" will earn a higher gross income and an ability to be extremely gullible. The poor lad has no idea he's a sucker of the game 'Who's Your Daddy?', and no one has the heart to tell him.
Daniel: Meet my son, Daniele Jr.
Thomas: It is very nice to meet you. *oh wow*
Daniel: Doesn't he look just like me?!
Thomas: Oh, yes indeed! *Lord, please don't strike me with lightning*
Daniel: I know, that's what everyone says. Ok, tell me. Which part of him looks like me?
Thomas: Oh come on Daniel stop asking me questions!! I can feel my blood pressure rising! *stomps off*
Daniel: That was weird. Oh well. Come on my little "mini me".
Daniel: Meet my son, Daniele Jr.
Thomas: It is very nice to meet you. *oh wow*
Daniel: Doesn't he look just like me?!
Thomas: Oh, yes indeed! *Lord, please don't strike me with lightning*
Daniel: I know, that's what everyone says. Ok, tell me. Which part of him looks like me?
Thomas: Oh come on Daniel stop asking me questions!! I can feel my blood pressure rising! *stomps off*
Daniel: That was weird. Oh well. Come on my little "mini me".
by everyoneshouldhaveadumbass2pay October 30, 2010
Get the Who's Your Daddy? mug.The state of getting totally fucked up last night and waking up in a bathtub.
Usually followed by a feeling to grab one's glasses, get out the door and hit the city.
The statement is usually answered by the unknown voice of a black rapper saying "What up girl?" from the background.
Common to famous whores who sell multi-million copies of their music.
Usually followed by a feeling to grab one's glasses, get out the door and hit the city.
The statement is usually answered by the unknown voice of a black rapper saying "What up girl?" from the background.
Common to famous whores who sell multi-million copies of their music.
"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) Put my glasses on, Im out the door - Im gonna hit this city"
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1. A patronizing term for victims of child abuse that puts the blame on the victim instead of their abuser
2. A go-to explanation for why a woman doesn't act the way a guy wants them to
2. A go-to explanation for why a woman doesn't act the way a guy wants them to
1. "It's not my fault you've got daddy issues. *insert bullshit comment about straight culture or apologism*"
2. "She won't just have sex with me for no reason. It's gotta be the daddy issues."
2. "She won't just have sex with me for no reason. It's gotta be the daddy issues."
by Chandler Tribbiani January 4, 2019
Get the Daddy issues mug.He can't rap to save his life but love him or hate him you gotta give it to him that's one smart ass brotha and he has millions to prove it. Big clothing companies, big record label, big restaraunts, big tv shows, and he brought you B.I.G. Is his flow tight? Hell naw. Is his pockets deep? Hell yeah. He's a marketing genius.
I want to rap like 2Pac but have money like Diddy. Plus he got with J-Lo, but that doesn't seem hard to do.
by Doc February 28, 2004
Get the P. Diddy mug.This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.
I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
Get the Daddy Big Dong mug.1. A phrase added onto a sentence or story when the content incites excitement or emotion too extreme to be accurately conveyed by verbal description.
Not to be confused with You don't even know, which suggests that the emotion or sensation cannot be described not because it is too powerful but because it is unique to the person experiencing it.
Not to be confused with You don't even know, which suggests that the emotion or sensation cannot be described not because it is too powerful but because it is unique to the person experiencing it.
by Shakweefa October 18, 2008
Get the Your daddy don't even know mug.The father of your child; the one who was committed to having sex with you, getting you pregnant but wont commit to marriage. He usually a sorry ass motherfucker who loves you and makes you all kind of promises until you get pregnant. A trifling nigga that got you pregnant stuck around for a little while till shit got to hard and then he left his family for bitch with who wants to get pregnant on purpose because none took her seriously for being a hoe and fucking the entire work environment. A man lies about you and tells the world everything was your fault but get mad and want to kill the nigga he see you talking because yall aren't together anymore. The petty motherfucker who puts a front for the world about his kids but in real life he's a sorry ass joke for the way he treats the mother of his children.
by TheRealestOfThemALL August 13, 2015
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