On a group text, this is the person who always takes the contradictory view of reasonable and logical thoughts and ideas, no matter how ill-informed, uneducated, and ridiculous the opposing view is. Often these texts are not responded to or simply met with a smile and nod. Unfortunately, the root cause of "Dans Advocate" is untreatable mental illness, and more often then not exacerbated by alcohol, THC, opioids, or any mood altering drug available (or a combination thereof).
Brian: "Did you read what he wrote, what an idiot, total Dans Advocate."
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)
by inntheknow March 18, 2022
by KiKStreamer July 07, 2023
1) A form of whammying on guitar hero known to get the most amount of points quickly by alternating between no whammy and fully whammy in the quickest amount of time.
2) A euphemism for tearful masterbation.
2) A euphemism for tearful masterbation.
1) 'Dude, you got so many points, you must have been dan-whammying!'
2)
Person A: 'Dude, why the fuck are you crying and ejaculating on yourself?'
Person B: 'Oh, i've been Dan-Whammying.'
2)
Person A: 'Dude, why the fuck are you crying and ejaculating on yourself?'
Person B: 'Oh, i've been Dan-Whammying.'
by MattDutton February 04, 2012
A person who refrains from illicit substances before the age of 18. Who then proceeds to full on junky by 25.
by Lucasbrev September 15, 2023
A overweight Aerospace worker who thinks he is the best, but only does tool marks and scratches. And likes to tell on people.
Leave it to Dan Brown, he has the sand paper.
by Thinker1967 May 25, 2022
Dan feng is a character from the hit game, Honkai: Star rail.
He's so fucking hot i would've let him spit all over me and split me in half with those two double decker dongs.
Every time i look at a picture of that pretty princess i cream over the screen and hope he rides my face.
He's so fucking hot i would've let him spit all over me and split me in half with those two double decker dongs.
Every time i look at a picture of that pretty princess i cream over the screen and hope he rides my face.
Person 1: Do you know Dan feng from Honkai: Star rail?
Person 2: He's so sexy, i want to breed that man.
Person 2: He's so sexy, i want to breed that man.
by ArrowShark February 05, 2024