Oh F*ck! David's Here

An exclamation used when a douche bag enters your group\room and a good conversation stops.

David = Douchefaggot

*"David" walks into the room*

"Oh F*ck! David's Here"

*Everyone leaves*

by BethanyElementary August 21, 2011

David's Man

Someone who is addicted to spitting sunflower seeds.
A true seeder.

I'm not just a seeder, I'm a David's Man!

by Brody Jennings June 9, 2008

David J. Garcia

A pseudonym for a midgetine novelist with a bad attitude and a taste for psychotic women. Makes all of his money primarily off of (Scary) stories where everybody dies. Likes to call himself DJ occasionally.

A popular phrase used for David J. Garcia: Looks like you pulled a Deej!
Mostly attributed to a crisis in (DJ)'s life involving a young woman and some nondescript activity that may or may not incriminate the young writer.

by BlackRose69 May 13, 2013

David

He will alway be on your side if he loves you. He's the best at relationships and will always play around even tho he really loves you. He usually is taken.

Girl 1:omg angelina your so lucky I'm so jealous you have David

angelin:lol thx he's the best I love him so much

by Ily David April 16, 2017

David

David is a handsome, smart and talented man. He will make any girl happy by his humorous personality. He is sweet and caring and is the best boy any girl could date. He is always the centre of attention out of all boys. So lovely. Extremely charming and will make any girl miss him. Isn't mean at all. Attention attracter. I miss my bf david, he's sooooo lovely!

David is a handsome, smart and talented man.

by pandalot September 30, 2017

David

A little boiiiiii who needs to stop having potato aim on forknife and needs to get a life. David makes the scariest face to ever be seen.

David, stop making that face, it's not sexy it's just scary!

by Karahballa October 3, 2018