Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people
Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"
by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022
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Dave

Dave is always gay. prove me wrong.
Person 1: “OMG have you met my friend Dave yet”
Person 2: “no we’re is he?
*dave walks in*
Person 2:*thinking* is he gay?
by Piggliewink February 19, 2022
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Chef Dave

A god among men, the only person that is keeping me at this cursed private school.
CHEF DAVE WHOOO
CHEF DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022
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Daving

The act of a male fingering their own asshole. Usually in the position with both legs in the air.
I walked into the room and caught Nathan, Daving.

I bet you were Daving all night long.
by Ted Longford October 2, 2020
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Dave Parky

Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.

He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.

Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW

Stay away from these individuals
Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021
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Dave

Dave is a kpop stan. Also,he loves watching kdrama, cdrama, name it lol. But he's a silent guy. You have to think twice first before you mess with him or else he'll get rid of you by just looking at you with an evilish eye.🙀
Me: Hi Dave , you're watching kpop again
Him: *ignores u*
by sweet_tur_crow2004 August 14, 2021
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