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Crotch rocket

An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.
"Hey sexy do you want to crotch rocket me tonight?"
by Babypenis69 July 12, 2015
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CLUTCH AS FUCK

An amazing play by one player in a first person shooter in which they win a round by eliminating the
Kennys made a clutch as fuck play against Cloud9 the other day.
by roadkillsanta January 2, 2017
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crotch awareness

Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site
Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.
by ladislav77 June 8, 2020
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wheat crotch

the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.
john (jack) alexander myers is a wheat crotch
by josh greenawalt July 20, 2008
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Congo Crotch

The incredibly hairy crotch of a man or woman.
Man 1: "How was your date with that girl you picked up at the bar?"

Man 2: "I couldn't even go down on her, she had a fucking congo crotch!"
by Noddegamra2012 December 28, 2010
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Sand Crotch

When sand gets into your crotch.
Ah, WTF, a SAND CROTCH!
by aaaaaaqqqqqqwwwweerrfds June 30, 2011
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Scotch Crotch

When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.
I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.
by AmazonPigeon September 4, 2011
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