shoot crap 

Play a game of craps

Every friday night, you and your boys would shoot crap, right?

shoot crap by KreyZ420 August 7, 2024

oh crap

When your mom is around and you don’t want to say “oh shit”

Oh crap I just dropped the plate!

oh crap by 147852369/*-+.0 September 22, 2025

batch of crap 

refrence to someones visual appearance

GIRL1:Wooaaahh how ugly does she look?
GIRL2:Worse than a batch of crap!

batch of crap by guesswhhhoo?? December 17, 2008

no-good piece of crap 

A mild insult, or a way of offending someone without heavily swearing! Mostly used by the southern states of USA.
"crap" alone is often used by the British.

"Gimme a burger, you no-good piece of crap!"

no-good piece of crap by TheVanillaSwirl June 12, 2016

THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! 

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!

I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! by pornuser May 14, 2018

Over this crap 

An exclamation of wanting to be rid of a problem or situation. Can be used as a 1st or third person expression.

1st person: My car battery just died after getting it from the shop, I am so friggin over this crap!

3rd person: Stacy's kid is always sick, she is so ready to be over with this crap.

Over this crap by SaphirePhil January 16, 2019

Fap N’ Crap 

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

Fap N’ Crap by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020