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cowboyitis 

/ˈkouˌboi'īdəs/

Noun

An intentional lack of regard for danger or negative consequences to strategically help yourself. Using cowboyitis is a cunning tactic to provide self gain.
Sales Work Environment:

Client is avoiding purchase a product

James (sales rep): Why is it you do not want to buy this product?

Clay (customer): Cuz' man, this is expensive

James (now irritated after working with this client for 30 mins): Look man, this is the best of the best and there is no other place you can get this product. You either purchase it today or walk away and feel unsatisfied every time you look at women.

Clay (shocked but not offended): Ok you have a point, I'm not going to wait to make this purchase anymore. Ring me up

James completes the order and walks to Melissa, his sales manager.

Melissa: Give me a high five James, Great Job. That was pure Cowboyitis! Did not know you had that quality.
cowboyitis by ClayHammer November 3, 2017
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dallas cowboys 

A Team that loves to lose in the playoffs
Person #1: Hey man, are the dallas cowboys playing today in the playoffs?
Person #2: Who cares, they'll find some way to lose it.
dallas cowboys by Clash #2 July 23, 2008
bullying with a goal; messing around in order to exert influence; unilateral vigilanteism.
this administration needs to stop cowboying around
cowboying by herbor February 14, 2006

Dallas Cowboys 

A team that is supposedly the best but ends up choking in the playoffs every year.
"Did you see the Dallas Cowboys game last night? "
-"yea they were punished again"
Dallas Cowboys by token1 September 25, 2009

Cowboys fans 

A group of fans that have low IQ, low sperm count and never stop making up excuses for perennially failing for the past 20 years. Have stupid chants of “We DeM bOyS!” Or “HoW bOuT tHeM cOwBoYs”. Will talk about the glory years that happened over 2.5 decades ago like a guy who can’t get over his ex and never shuts up about them. Their god is the crypt keeper known as Jerry Jones. They will also cheer for them as well as the Lakers and the Yankees
The Cowboys fans keep making excuses about why they’ll fail this year.
Cowboys fans by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021
when cow &&; boob mate
and create a cowboob
my friend cow &&; meh made a cowboob
COWBOOB by i am boob June 26, 2010

Cowboyfuck 

This is where you are doing a girl doggystyle you stop slap her in the back of the head and you have to stay on for 8 more seconds
she needs a cowboyfuck
Cowboyfuck by cowboy buba roy February 24, 2010