Cool Fag

The common mid-western "Cool Fag" is typically of an over confident and overly self assured type of person, also a dick. This person typically hangs around public areas for instance, shopping malls, public pools, public parks, fast food restaurants, and gas stations. By which this "Cool Fag" usually exhibits the common behavioral patterns of a "Bro" while exhibiting almost HALF the intelligence and social coherence of one. As such this "Cool Fag" usually does socially outward things or obviously "against the crowd" things like splashing water in a pool in order to annoy other people who are doing nothing wrong, and then simply smirks at them as if he knows something they don't. This of course makes a body wonder, "Why the hell is he trying to gain so much of the WRONG kind of attention?" well most "Cool Fags" are under the impression that being a complete and total disruptive asshole to everyone who's smaller, fatter, or older than him will gain him some obviously much needed attention from the ladies. Which, including situation and present climate of our modern society, usually DOES in some respects however in a half assed and much more "Oh look at the donkey braying and kicking" fashion. The "Cool Fag" is just a simple burn out of a person and only acts out to gain attention he will never understand or receive properly. Eventually he will mature out of this stage of his life and move on to "Mature Fag".

Eric was being such a Cool Fag that his mother and father left him alone in the walmart until he realized that the store was closing and that his parents had utterly abandoned him.

The guy from 108 was being a real cool fag in the laundry room last night! I told him to shut the hell up and he immediately left the room without his laundry!

by Dr. Weird D.P.A. August 17, 2011

cool bananas

An affirmation of the statement just made - ranging in intensity from meaning "that's fine" to "that's amazing."

This term is almost exclusively used by youth pastors and other cool and hip-and-with-it christian role models.

"I'll pick you up at 7.30"
"Cool bananas"

by GoldfishStew November 7, 2015

Colson

A hot,sexy, man hoe. He is the definition of a hoe. Super hot only because he photo shops his pictures. Colson has a new girl every day and calls every girl hot. If you see him, avoid him!

"Colson is soooo freaking hot!"
"No!!He's a hoe!"

by Vector's Daddy November 22, 2019

Cool Guy

a cool guy normally likes 𝘥𝘦𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵 and 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 and 𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦.

yo bro whys that guy licking and sniffing the 𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦, 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯, and the 𝘥𝘦𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵
yea skally wagger, he must be a cool guy
yea james bond.

by DeodorantTelevision May 5, 2020

crazy awesome cool

Something amazing, intensely cool, beyond you expectations! When crazy awesome isn’t enough to describe your feelings, add cool. Go ahead-add that third adjective!

Omari, that design your working on is crazy awesome cool! Keep up the amazing work man.

by kimtastic October 20, 2008

tre cool

tré cool-best drummer ALIVE!Drums for Californian pop-punk band green day (that drummer from the who is better but is he alive...*ponders*)

also has title of "sexiest man alive" contrary to claims that his cool but not cute band mate Billie Joe Armstrong is the title holder.

Also secretly married to moi...heh heh i wish.

"lets count the waves,one one thousand,two one thousand"....One of Tré Cools many words of wisdom.

by Annoying that I live in Lancaster September 16, 2005

cool kid

There are three requirements to become a cool kid:

1) Drinking
2) Drugs
3) Casual sex

Any one of these acts are classified as cool, but to become a certified cool kid you must have taken part in all 3 activities.

True cool kids excel in all 3.

Last night at the party, Rishi got drunk, smoked all our weed and had sex with that really hot blonde girl! He's such a cool kid!

by OO9 October 9, 2008