secret cakin

the act of quietly cakin. this person is very low key with the public. you may never know this person was such a cake until they're randomly in a relationship on facebook. secret caking is often combined with other caking methods.

an example of a secret cakin person is bill clinton

by blonoplayer August 18, 2010

New cockin'

When an ex-girlfriend begins a new relationship.

I ran into Jennifer on the street the other day.' 'She new cockin'?' 'Yeah, I heard she is seeing some guy.

by calzon chino July 21, 2011

beef caking

the act of doing something awesome

omfg dude you see that back flip that was beef caking right there

by crush :) November 21, 2011

Dad Coin

A valuable minted coin made from pure dad ashes

Dude did you bring the dad coins?
Alright here's your weed

by TreyOutwoman April 8, 2013

if-coding

When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.

Example 1*

Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.

Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.

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Example 2*

New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!

Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.

New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...

by YetAnother13YearOldBoy November 12, 2013

Secondhand Choking

When your friend is choking and you laugh at your friend choking so hard you start choking too.

My friend has experienced secondhand choking

by panicphan July 1, 2014

goat choking

To masturbate furiously where the person doing so squeezes his penis in an aggressive manner.

person 1: "hey, remember my friend Juan?" person 2: "that goat choking sack of shit? yea, i remember him."

by Tomm Orrow April 9, 2015