christianity

A bad excuse to discriminate against homosexuals.

Jesus says that gays burn and Hell and seeing that I can't think for myself and I have to follow a book written 2,000 years ago, I think I'll go along with that belief! Yay for christianity!

by Mnor September 17, 2006

Christina Aguilera

Talented singer who has accumulated piercings and now dresses in a promiscuous fashion to please the media.

I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come come come on and let me out
Gonna get dirrty

by Bonnie September 5, 2003

Christian Grey

noun
A man that is a complete gentleman in the public eye but completely wild and fierce in the bedroom

“My boyfriend is such a Christian Grey”

by Vyola February 3, 2020

christian name

your first name

Jeffrey is his christian name

by magico the magic man January 24, 2009

Christian Slater

The antichrist. The messiah. God's greatest and worst gift to man. Known to have over 6 split personalities. Also known to carry on sexual relationships with animals, most preferably Wolves.

Christian Slater just fucked a wolf. But which Christian Slater?

by Merriam-Webster Special December 15, 2009

Christianity

a religion for people who were either brainwashed as children, ignorant, dumb as hell, or afraid to believe that maybe there isn't a god always looking out for you. And many of them are in denial about the millions of people that have been tortured and killed over it. The truth hurts, doesn't it?

if i ever succumb to christianity, i seriously hope someone chops my balls off.

by your soon to be ruler September 17, 2006

Christianity

Christianity is a monotheisic religion that originated from Judaism. There are many denomiations of Christianity and every one of them is different. You have the up-tight Baptists, The guilt-ridden Catholics, the laid-back Methodists, and the very loose Episcopals (my denomiation). It is pretty ignorant to say that all Christians are close-minded and/or hateful. This is untrue for true christians are accepting and try to be loving like Christ.

Examples of the denominations of christianity:

Baptist Prayer-"Lord Almighty, I have sinned badly and please spare me from eternal damnation!"

Catholic Prayer-"Our Mother of Perpetual Sorrow, I am a terrible sinful person, I know i deserve to burn for stealing my neighbor's garden gnome, Please Forgive Me!"

Methodist Prayer-"Well, Let's see here, I sinned pretty bad so how about we just forget about it and star off new."

Episcopal Prayer-"Oh yeah, I'm sorry i passed out on the street after winning the tequila contest. Also, I think I should add a MY BAD for punching George in my drunken rage but George was annoying the hell out of me"

by Jadali April 27, 2008