Douche Au Chocolat

A delicious act of love invented by S. Miranda you must first make a choloate dildo (or a granola bar for your last resort) and use it on a girl, entering through the front door (or back door if you are into that kinda thing) let the chocolate melt inside of her and then lick it out. The result is pleasure for the femal and a delicious snack for you!

1st guy: Hey care for a Douche Au Chocolat?

2nd guy: No way man! Abstinance is the key to salvation!

by S. Miranda June 5, 2003

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chocolate orange

When a slice of orange is interted into the anus as a prank; preferably of the mandarin or satsuma variety.

"Hey, man, you got any of those little oranges?"
"No, dude, why?"
"Ed's passed-out in the back. Chocolate orange!"

by Alan O'Neil March 4, 2007

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Chocolate Rainbow

When a canadian sucks your dick after letting you have anal sex with him/her.

Khavar gave me a great chocolate rainbow.

by random_kharn March 12, 2011

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Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

An Australian Aboriginal man wearing nothing but a pith helmet who dances on your table and sings "Land Down Under" if you order a "Chocolate Thunder From Down Under" at an Outback Steakhouse.

If you order a "Chocolate Thunder Down Under Deluxe", you are taken into a small, unfurnished back room of the steak house, where the man will leave you to fester in fear for a few minutes, then pop out at a random time and sing "Land Down Under" while wearing nothing but a pith helmet.

After the Chocolate Thunder From Down Under, all is dark. We are all damned. Let's commit Crimes Against Humanity!

by Dr. Jingo December 18, 2011

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