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A delicious act of love invented by S. Miranda you must first make a choloate dildo (or a granola bar for your last resort) and use it on a girl, entering through the front door (or back door if you are into that kinda thing) let the chocolate melt inside of her and then lick it out. The result is pleasure for the femal and a delicious snack for you!
1st guy: Hey care for a Douche Au Chocolat?

2nd guy: No way man! Abstinance is the key to salvation!
by S. Miranda June 5, 2003
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