hot cakes

How badly cops beat black people.

"They've been beating them niggers like hot cakes!"

by jonny the nk July 16, 2006

Asian Rice Cakes

A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.

Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."

by Yourprostate January 8, 2008

Case Race

A race of 3 teams in which each team receives a case of beer, a blunt, and a pizza. First one to finish all 3 wins. Puking, spilling, and passing out all have time penalties.

I won the case race, but lost thanksgiving.

by Freddy Ornot November 29, 2010

beef cakes

a way to describe fat ladies ass cheeks

damn jena has some huge beef cakes

by shames wachnally October 13, 2008

Caesar

The name given to the great mythical snow creature who only appears one day a year. Tends to be on a day when winter should be over. Also enjoys wearing capes and Gregs.

Winter ended like a month ago, Caesar is bound to show up any day now.

by Ill Cartographer April 8, 2010

case hardened

steely resolve, resolute mental grip on a situation, where welding equipment (or LSD!) would be the only thing one could use to make it budge!!

case hardened businessman

case hardened virgin

case hardened politico (liberal OR conservative!)

he is a case hardened businessman, he'll never budge on that price!

shes' a case hardened virgin! you'll never 'crack that crotch'
hes' a case-hardened conservative

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

Caesar's Revenge

The incredibly evil and impossible questions on Advanced Placement tests that involve choosing a set of several statements, numbered with Roman numerals.

Which of the above statements is correct?
a) I
b) II
c) I, II, and IV
d) III and IV
e) I, II, III, IV, and V

"Oh no, it's Caesar's Revenge!"

by Fern, Defender of Trees February 23, 2010