asprin cracker jacker

Someone who is so obsessed with "weiner pockets",that they take asprin and jack peoples crackers.

your mother is a asprin cracker jacker.

by Chris Garn, Al Herr October 9, 2007

slovakian cracker

when you scratch your guy's ass while you're giving him a blowjob

I was going down on my boyfriend when he said his ass itched so I gave him a Slovakian Cracker.

by blowjobgirl January 29, 2009

Cracker-ass twinkie-hole

One of many negative terms for a white person that is equal to calling a black person nigger.

(white guy) What up my nigg?
(black guy) Shut yo mouth, u cracker-ass twinkie-hole!

by IM NOT A CRACKA' January 28, 2009

Penis Cracker

It's a PC!

"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Cracker Jacker

A black guy that watches white porn in the ghetto.

TJ is a cracker jacker beatin' off to those Tight White Girl movies.

by Can't Get Over White Hoes June 22, 2009

burnt cracker

A white person who acts black.

Eminem is one crazy burnt cracker

by jeb the hick February 9, 2005