cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014

Carversation

A conversation between two people in cars next to each other, usually about the amount of traffic. If aggressive or relating to a disagreement it's called a Cargument

I had a carversation with a hot girl today. I tried to hit on her but when she found out it quickly turned into a cargument.

by TheOneAndOnlyKobra9 July 12, 2014

cancery

A way to describe someone who has, or appears to have, cancer.

When you can't see her hair, Vallery looks kinda cancery.

by sexysethy July 26, 2014

canterbury kiss

if i plant my forehead quite fast and firmly on the bridge of your nose then you've been canterbury kissed.

i'd love to give him/her a canterbury kiss.

by dantefretwerk February 18, 2015

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

Canter

Cute-banter

Calum: you're sexy

David: Thank you, calum, Yes I am lol

Steven: Great canter boys

by Quirketheballer May 30, 2015