Canadian History 

Stretching the vagina starting with smaller dildos and moving up to very large ones to stretch the vagina to be large enough to then be penetrated with a little person (dwarf).

Another person (usually a man) holds the little person and moves them in and out of the stretched vagina - doing a Canadian History. Sometimes the person being penetrated is also urinated upon at the same time (Canadian Maritime History).

Canadian History by Modern Canadian Historian February 5, 2010

Canadian Cannoli 

The act of one man ejaculating deep into a Canadian man's colon.

Damn, Seijinn just gave Salty Roast a Canadian Cannoli.

Canadian Cannoli by Seij July 30, 2009

Canadian Cracker 

The name of the act of when a man ejaculates onto a woman's or another man's back, and the woman/man waits for it to dry, peels it off, and eats it.

Todd: I found a Canadian Cracker porno, it was horrible.

Sam: That's disgusting!!! I don't know how they can stomach eating it!

Canadian Cracker by Yashimi June 1, 2011

Canadian Corn Popping 

A sexual act in which partakers go outside during winter months and burst each others genital warts.

Jack and Sally caught rabies while Canadian corn popping last December, and no, two viruses are not better than one.

Canadian Corn Popping by That One Guy on Facebook December 5, 2011

Canadian Car Wash 

This is what happens when there is sex on top of the hood or trunk of a motor vehicle during the winter and some of the "residue" freezes to the vehicle.

"Jenny and I were really going at it on the hood of her car outside the hockey rink. I pulled out just in time, but it totally froze to her car! Jenny yelled at me for giving her car a Canadian car wash!"

Canadian Car Wash by duder9898 December 12, 2013

canadian hotbox 

The act of taking a large dookie in someone's car on a hot day without them knowing. The next morning when they go to open the car they will be met with the stench of death and your beautiful rectum delight.

I woke up this morning to go to work and somebody canadian hotboxed me!

canadian hotbox by 7SevenKevin7 December 14, 2014

Canadian History 

Canadian Ritual, To recieve or administer an Enema using Maple Syrup, typically while biting down on a Hockey Puck to withstand the immense satisfaction.

"Wanna use my beer bong for a little Canadian History Eh"
"I'll go get the puck...Eh"

Canadian History by The Hawkeye February 5, 2010