C.I.M.D.A.S

C.I.M.D.A.S (pronounced "Sim-Daas") is an Acronym that derived from southwest Ohio in 2010 after a lazy encounter with a Facebook status update... it is mainly used to define the comfortable state of relaxing in one's undergarments while still partaking in normal every day activities. It literally means to "Chill(in') In My Drawers and Socks". Typically this action will follow immediately after returning from a long days of work, or after a lengthy sexual encounter. The acronym was created when one exceptionally bright young man decided it was more efficient to type six letters with one finger to update his facebook status instead of getting up from his laying down position and putting his turkey club down to use two.

Some registered activities that have been logged during an official C.I.M.D.A.S period (so far) are: watching Cable Television, eating doritos and/or KC Masterpiece Ridged Ruffles, fishing, playing the keyboard/piano, talking on the phone, mowing the lawn, wrenching in the garage, taking an online exam, chess games, washing the bike or automobile, receiving cunnilingus while using a laptop, Playing Halo/Black Ops while giving cunnilingus, Making a Ceasar Salad, Engaging in Anal with remote control in hand,

Undergarment Variants Include (and are not limited to):
Bra & Socks \\ C.I.M.B.A.S.
Bra & Panties \\ C.I.M.B.A.P.
Socks Only (preferebely non-matching) \\ C.I.M.S.O.
Bra only \\ C.I.M.B.O

etc.

---Man 1--- Where are you going after Party in the Park? We're going to go Ride, you down?...
---Man 2--- Naw, I'm good. I'm heading to the crib to Halo and C.I.M.D.A.S.

---Woman 1--- Hey! Tasha... where did Jeff go?
---Woman 2--- Oh, I sent him home after I got my C.I.M.B.O. sex combo on. Black Ops?

---Man 1--- What's up?
---Man 2--- C.I.M.D.A.S. You?

by Meen Dizzle July 11, 2011

c-sect

The cutting open of the stomach resembling the cutting open of a dry Thanksgiving turkey.

I c-sected that turkey like it was nobodys business.

by quimsugar July 11, 2011

C-Clamp

butt plowing a male partner while simultaneously reaching around him and yanking his dong. a.k.a. a reach around.

Rodney c-clamped his dog during the commercial break.

by runny logs November 14, 2011

C plus

A bad code, parts of it written in the programming language C, and other parts written in C++. Usually written by a non-skilled programmer.

-Person 1: This code looks awful, what is it written in, i can't even decide?
-Person 2: It is written in C plus. I didn't know how to code good back then.

by Stranger_3561 June 14, 2011

C.B.G.

C.B.G. is a skate crew that started in South bend , Indiana. They were established in 1993 and have a heavy crew of skateboarders from Minneapolis to the Pacific northwest. Members include band's Useless wooden toys, PERSONHURTER, still pissed at reagan, and boner head. There main headquarters is located in Minneapolis and are affiliated with the Hiawatha bowl and Roots skateboards. As of 2018 there is over 3,000 members. C.B.G. DON'T HATE JUST SKATE 86-87

C.B.G. GET IN WHERE YOU FIT IN

by dawn johnson April 14, 2018

C-Train

A position used by Homosexual Males while mating. Similar to Doggy Style but with a lot more abuse. Including slapping, punching and choking.

Did you hear James got the C-Train from Andrew last night

by LarryBJ May 22, 2018

C.E.P.

Chief Executive Puppet.

The Controllers told the C.E.P. (Chief Executive Puppet)—posing as the Chief Executive Officer—what to do. He did his part to the letter and ordered his subordinates to do complete the task, not wearing any gas masks.

by but for January 4, 2019