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Brian

A person who strongly disagrees with the College Football selection committee. He will argue all day long that FSU should be in the Top 4. Wears square toed boots and sleeps a lot. Also he is very controlling during Christmas time and may tell you where and where you can’t hang with Christmas Star.
Brian you should know that FSU has a garbage offense and could never contend with teams such as Alabama or Texas…
by SabanItSo23 December 3, 2023
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Brian day

A day in which you celebrate tranquility, peace, loving, and the communion of the human race becoming one eternal being by the grace of Brian
Have you heard January 9th is Brian day.

Yeah, I love Brian day me and my family love him
by The prophteer January 9, 2025
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Brian

A coder detective. You know him, be careful messing with him.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRIAN!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!
by Grunc August 30, 2020
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Brian Thompson

Brian Thompson -7/ 10, 1974 – 12/ 4, 2024, CEO of the American health insurance company UnitedHealthcare, was shot & killed in Manhattan, New York, on December 4, 2024. The shooting occurred in the morning outside an entrance to the New York Hilton Midtown hotel. Brian was in the city to attend an annual investors' meeting for UnitedHealth Group, the parent company of UnitedHealthcare. Prior to his death, he faced criticism for the company's rejection of insurance claims, & his family reported that he had received death threats in the past. The suspect, described as a white man wearing a mask, fled the scene. On 12/ 9, 2024, cops arrested 26-year-old Luigi Mangione in Altoona, Pennsylvania, & charged him with Brian's murder in a Manhattan court.

cops said Luigi was carrying a 3D-printed pistol & a 3D-printed suppressor like those used in the attack,

The suspect arrived in New York City on 11/ 24, 2024, via Greyhound bus. The bus route began in Atlanta, Georgia, but cops don't know from which city or town he boarded. He checked into the HI New York City Hostel on the Upper West Side of Manhattan on November 24, 2024, with a fake New Jersey id card & paid in cash. He stayed all but 1 night of the 10 days he was in New York City at the hostel, checking out on 12/ 3, 2024

Luigi Mangione the assassin was eating at an Altoona Pennsylvania, McDonald's when an employee recognized him,
& alerted the cops !

also see Shinzo Abe
Brian Thompson On 12/4, 2024, was in NYC for an annual UnitedHealthcare investors meeting. He left a Marriott hotel where he was staying, which was across the street from the New York Hilton Midtown, where his meeting was to be held. As he was walking along West 54th Street toward the Hilton he was shot from behind by an assailant

in a hooded jacket & a pistol. Thompson was taken to Mount Sinai West hospital in Manhattan, where he died.

Following his killing, public officials, expressed dismay & offered condolences to Thompson's family. numerous media sources reported that social media users shared their contempt for Thompson, UHC, & the American health , the assailant fired 3 times at him from a suppressed 9 mm pistol, striking him in the back & right calf.

The cops believe it to be the weapon found in the suspect's bag after his arrest – a partially 3D-printed Glock 19 & 3D-printed suppressor. The ghost gun consists of a 3D-printed lower receiver, metal slide, Glock 19 internals from a parts kit, & uses a standard Glock magazine. The 3D-printed part's design was an iteration of "FMDA 19.2", a design released in 2021 by the libertarian group Deterrence Dispensed.

Born: Brian Robert Thompson
7 / 10, 1974
Ames, Iowa, U.S.

Died 12 / 4, 2024

New York City, U.S.

Cause of death: Gunshot wounds
Education: University of Iowa (BBA)
Title: CEO of UnitedHealthcare
Term: 2021–2024
Spouse: Paulette Reveiz
Children: 2
by Blu_leef December 14, 2024
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two bucket Brian

when someone takes an excessive amount of something
Look at how much popcorn Jay has. He is acting like a two bucket Brian.
by Csine January 18, 2008
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Brian Wiener Wallace

Brian Wiener Wallace is a discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, league of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. (he was born in 2005) He also commonly tells people to "Kill themselves." Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke (example below)
"look its Gollum from LOTR"
"hehe... Brian Wiener Wallace"
"mild laughter"
by Not Brian Wiener Wallace September 20, 2022
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Brian

Brian is probably Arabian, ugly, and a simp. Nobody likes Brian. He has 0 friends. Brian looks like a 36 year old freshman. He also cannot spell
Brian? Ew nobody likes Brian
by Ever Since Baby on Baby April 15, 2021
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