bread_seven

Child that knows nothing and has a cat that eats every thing

"WHAT THE HELL"
"What's wrong?"
"Bread_seven's cat ate a rock and survived"
"Wow"

by Llolll May 26, 2021

Bread loaf

When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf

“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”

by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021

breadgetables

Nutritionally balanced baked placed in the oven after removing dozens of nuggets and fries. Examples like apple-broccoli-banana bread or carrot-zucchini-raisin muffins are designed as an alternative to child abuse by parents who label their children with picky eater syndrome after getting repeatedly denied on force feeding cold unseasoned vegetables. Breadgetables must contain finely grated vegetables and are likely covered in monkfruit sweetener

Daydrinker2: I finally got my kids to eat vegetables at snack time.

Daydrinker1: Oh, we only eat Pubelix muffins.

Daydrinker2: Try baking them some breadgetables.

by Juissy Smallsette June 8, 2021

bread_from_poundland

this super cool context creator who is just an overall awesome and fun person

did you hear about bread_from_poundland? they are so great

by dodinosaursshit July 4, 2021

Bread

Hot asf doesn't need anything else to describe JUST HOT.

ack is a hot bread
A bread Level god-

Bread up for e date-?

by Weirdo loves bread July 31, 2021

Bread Thieves

A catch-all phrase for Australians, many of whom had ancestors deported to the colonies for stealing loaves of bread.

The tradition continues to this day with their politicians often being caught with their snouts in the trough and corruption being rampant.

Did you see any of the cricket? Nah the dirty bread thieves probably bowled another underarm delivery when they were about to lose again!

by Arteazan August 5, 2021

Bread Pudding

Sex Move:

"When you stick your balls in a vagina with a yeast infection."

"Isn't it weird that restaurants always serve bread pudding as an afterthought?"

by llamasutra November 25, 2021