Brandon

A gay

Brandon is gay

by Flashisher November 22, 2018

Brandon

dicksucker

Brandon is a dicksucker

by strakajagr April 16, 2019

brandon

you’re an absolute idiot and you’re dyslexic but i love you anyways but i’ll put you down real quick if you try anything

brandon’s a bitch

by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

Tom Brandon

An incredibly intelligent, humerous and bloody sexy individual with a mammoth wang. People can sense this man's manliness as soon as he steps into the room.

Kate: Mmmmm, my sugar muffin is getting wet.

Graham: Ooh, do I turn you on then?

Kate: Nope. I can sense a Tom Brandon nearby. God, I want his salty sausage in my shit's creek!

by TheAngryPirate June 9, 2012

Joe Brandon

Joe Brandon was on the toilet for 5 hours

Joe Brandon: Damn this shit feels liquidy

by LachyHasAMassivePenis February 26, 2022

Let's Go Brandon

Phrase used in game popular amongst Americans of exceptionally low I.Q. that means "I have a micropenis".

Note: Women utter this phrase when they wish to secretly communicate to their ugly friends that they have an unusually large and/or deformed clitoris.

Eric: "I was checking out your junk in the hotel room before our peaceful protest at the Capitol on January 6th and your crotch looks like my Grandma's?!"

Donnie Jr.: "Let's Go Brandon!"

by SatanHeartsTrump October 27, 2021