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non-boyfriend

Not to be confused with FWB is a totally different situation. Non-Boyfriends involve commitment on an emotional level as well, as opposed to the traditional f**k buddy... Perhaps non boyfriends can be the boy you wish you had? Perhaps a secret crush who doesn’t know you like them?
Non Boyfriend can also be a great title for someone in the case where you don't quite know where they fit in your life. You know you want them there, but you aren't exactly sure how they fit in the long term picture. Non Boyfriends are great for non-dates & non sex as well.
My non-boyfriend and I are taking a trip to Necker Island.
by GuyWithPassion December 16, 2008
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Boyfriend

The male inconvenience often mentioned by women that never seems to be there when you speak to the woman. He is irrelevant and just like the ugly friend with the woman, shouldn't stop you from pursuing your goal.

fiance,husband,hubby,babydaddy,gay friend
Dude, hurdles don't stop runners from reaching the finish line, why should her boyfriend stop me?

woman: I have a boyfriend.

man: Well i have a goldfish named lieutenant shiny sides but when did we start talking about shit that doesn't matter?

fiance,husband,hubby,babydaddy,gay friend
by anstd February 2, 2010
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boyfusband

One's male, common-law partner; more than a boyfriend, but not a husband.

The use of 'boyfusband' allows one to avoid the use of the ever-awkward descriptor 'partner'. The use of which, often leads one into an even more awkward situation wherein one needs to clarify that one is not, in fact, gay. This inevitably leads to the further need to intimate that one is completely accepting and supportive of one's lesbian sisters, but simply prefers the peen.
I've been living with my boyfusband for almost 5 years now.
by meagalicious August 3, 2010
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Band Trip Boyfriend

A boy in band that is your boyfriend only during the band trip. He asks you out on the bus there, and breaks up with you on the way back. There are never any hard feelings, because you only said yes because you were desperate.
Annie: "What? Jake broke up with you? But you two made such a cute couple!"

Dana: "Whatever, he was just a band trip boyfriend. It's not that big of a deal."
by cromartiedropout January 16, 2009
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law school boyfriend

Guy that only goes out with a girl attending a top-tier law school in the hopes that he will cash in some of her sky's-the-limit salary.
Girl 1: Sandy, have you seen Jessica's new boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's such a law school boyfriend
by avalaw February 18, 2009
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CBW (crazy boyfriend mode)

Some stupid acronym made up by people that watch too much Jerry Springer, on par with "you go girl-friend" or "talk to the hand".
Uh, he was in SUCH a CBM! What-ever!
by sp0rkius February 29, 2004
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