mitch board

A longboard that a poser skates. Usually with clear or spray on grip. Not legit.

I heard Bob started skating.

Yea, He rides a mitch board.

by joshy washy November 28, 2007

pi boar

A substitution for the word "pry bar", but can also be used for anything else.

Jeff, where's my pi boar? I can't get any leverage!

by qbertidiot April 23, 2008

message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.

Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.

by BadHumor July 23, 2009

sweat boar

sweaty italian male

he was such a sweat boar

by baby-gorilla August 17, 2009

Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed

I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.

by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009

Cotton Board

A bed, usually used when meant sexually.

It's about time to put her up on the cotton board

by Jorrrddannn July 11, 2010