zak bakes

number one baker mr zach bakes he bakes cakes in the baking show Great British Bake off for kids

he will bake you.

i slept with zak bakes last night he said he'd bake me

by owen1600 October 12, 2021

Flake and Bake

When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.

We were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake... again.

by philia summer February 18, 2012

Bush's Baked Beans

Bush's baked beans is a brand of canned beans that are considered by many as the best brand of canned beans on the market right now.

Friend 1: What kind of beans should we get for the sacrifice?
Friend 2: Bush's baked beans, they are the best.

by person3456789 February 27, 2020

baker-acted

To be involuntarily commited to a mental health treatment facility. The term comes from Florida's Baker Act, which allows authorities such as police to do this.

The stripper was baker-acted for overdosing at the club.

by Will VWK February 8, 2007

Baked

Not only high but high and lazy as all hell. Baked is where you are too tired to fucking get off of your couch, whereas usually high means you can still function.

Dude I am so fucking baked as I am writing this.

by TetrisHydraCanofbeanoil March 22, 2009

Beefy bake

The Beefy Bake is a fictional savoury pastry which featured in an episode of the Scottish sitcom, Still Game. The Beefy Bake, produced by Henderson's the Bakers in the TV show, is a parody of Greggs the baker's Steak Bake.

Give me two Beefy Bakes, and be quick about it!

by Nisbet November 16, 2016