It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

Bit

A bit is an oft' repetitive joke that attempts to convey an intellectually sarcastic, post-ironical form of satire, while also utilizing persistent and oft' irritating humor, oft' at the expense of another, to amuse or provoke a group.

Ben, the way you repeatedly asked sam about his primary glove was phenomenal commitment to the bit.

by SLUgreenhouse February 22, 2021

Bit licks

When you lick the bits of someone sexually. Bits refer to small areas suck as nipples, ears, or the tip of something.

"Are you going to lick my bits they might get hard?" "bit licks?"

by Anigganamedbuttercup December 28, 2017

comfy bit

A Scottish mechanical term for a part that is left over at the end of a job, ie "where did that part come fae", usually if the car works this part goes in the bin because the car works okay without it.

"blooter are you sure this car will work properly without all those comfy bits"

by dickie p November 7, 2007

Twinkle bit

Small, teensy bit

I'll be there in a few minutes I'm just running a twinkle bit late

by Lambert Leafwalker May 29, 2022

Bit

Oceana

Man oceana is the bit

by nutterbutter240 September 4, 2025

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025