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Shit on a biscuit

Phrase used to describe the impossible things in ones life that just shouldnt be able to happen.
Me: Whoa I just won the lottery twice in the past 2 weeks!

Friend: Well isnt that just some shit on a biscuit.
by Cat lover’s anonymous September 2, 2009
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biscuit

Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it. Not over this shit, drop the biscuit.
by good face for radio December 28, 2005
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swollen biscuit

a portion of the womans body located above the cervix which is so swollen it appears as though its a biscuit protruding out of the females stomach
(a womans bulging pussy)
Mrs. Phiefer: hey marshal

Marshall: hey you fat bitch your dogs dead btw nice swollen biscuit slut. Are you related to michelle phiefer? no your not cuz your biscuits to swollen, cunt!

Mrs. Phiefer: ...
by derek porter July 23, 2009
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Dick Biscuit

Not something you wanna eat....naah, I'm just playin bruh, it's what you call a person when you're bored or as an insult.
Friend 1: Whats up bro....

Friend 2: SHUT-UP DICK BISCUIT!
by MyNameIsNotJonathan April 12, 2012
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n00b biscuit

1. (n.) A person, usually lacking in intelligence or skill
2. (n.) One who has just failed an easy task in life or a game and becomes comparable to a biscuit because of lack of talent.
3. (v.) When one fails a task or life, they become sucessfully "biscuited". (They become a biscuit)
4. (adv.) If one is in the presence of someone who is more talented or skilled, the skilled party can state that the lesser party is "biscuitly" or "n00b biscuitly".
5. (adj.) When one is not in the presence of a lesser party, but are still conversing of the lesser party, you refer to them as "biscuity" or "n00b biscuity".
1. "yo, Justin's a n00b biscuit. He can't even kill a goblin."
2. "Dude! Justin just got biscuited!" or "Yo! That goblin just n00b biscuited Justin!"
3. "Justin dude. You are definetly n00b biscuitly."
"SHUT UP!"
4. "Yo, I was talkin' to Justin earlier--"
"Yo, that n00b is so biscuity."
"I knowz!"
by Emcajorini March 20, 2007
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quief biscuit

day old spunk and vag juice, slightly coagulated, expelled after vaginal pressure build up or urination in a biscuit form
I laughed so hard when she came in the room and said "You have to come see the quief biscuit we made together!"
by Knotty Crew December 16, 2007
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