Beached Baby Whale

A fat female; a BBW.

Jane's gained too much weight; she looks like a Beached Baby Whale.

by Iodine April 4, 2004

long beach ny steamer

A common sex act performed in the city by the sea. After a night of doing jagerbombs, a man wakes up the next morning and has a loose, foul-smelling bowel movement and he does not wipe. He proceeds to not shower and go about his business for 72 hours. At this point, the shit has now completely hardened to his ass and he peels it off, revealing a nice, pus-filled rash. He then goes and sees his girlfriend who is 6 months pregnant. She takes enough RU-486 (the morning after pill) to spontaneously abort the child. The still wriggling fetus is then inserted into the pus-filled asshole of the man. Then, when the fetus is presumed dead, the man shits it out onto his girlfriend's chest.

Hey Sheila, it's been about 72 hours so I am going to give you the Long Beach NY steamer whether you want it or not.

by propaneharry November 15, 2007

bearclaw

The appearance of a wedge in a woman's genital region resulting from tight fitting clothes.

The grandpa said Andria had a nice bearclaw.

by Ap March 12, 2005

beachbunny2727

THE BEST PERSON TO instant message EVER, IM THEM YOULL BE HAPPY YOU DID

OMG BEACHBUNNY MAKES JOKES LIKE NO otherr

by www.savetoby.com March 8, 2005

Beach Madness

A time of excessive alcohol use and/or narcotic abuse which can be ruined by a single evil person with nothing else better to do but bitch and moan about how everyone else is always wrong and how telivison and people are evil.

A.K.A-Beach Mania

Random Person number 1:Gee golly Beach Madness is gonna be fun!
Random Person Number 2:I bet you it sucks cause the witch is going to be there.....

by Random Person3 June 27, 2006

barch

another way to say bitch

"you stupid bitch" or "you stupid B-Arch"

by donli December 10, 2003