bean shield

a bean used as a shield when you're under fire.

taking fire! Get that bean shield over here!

by afroman February 10, 2004

Bean Dust

A thin "dust-like" appearance to leftover poop in the bottom of a toilet still visible after someone has flushed. Typically bean dust is most commonly found in public restrooms where various people of all walks of life take dumps.

OMG! Could somebody tell Tina to be sure and give a second flush so I don't have to see her bean dust in the toilet.

by uberskillz January 14, 2010

bean tickler

The small tuft of hair present under a gentleman's lower lip, so called due to its ability to stimulate the woman's genitalia during the act of oral sex.

A: "Dude that's an awesome bean tickler!"

B: "Thanks, my bitch goes friggin' crazy for it!"

by jebushascome December 2, 2010

fun bean

It's a clit. If you don't know what THAT is, you're probably not getting any.

She always came when I finger jammed her pussy as I flicked my tounge on her fun bean.

by Lazer, bithces July 24, 2007

Limey Bean

A British Mexican.

"Hey you know Emma Cullen?"
"Yeah That English/British Mexican Chick?!"
"Yeah Shes A Limey Bean"

by Trashman_Nate March 11, 2009

butt beans

Canned beans that make the room smell like butt when you open them. These are particularly bad if they are "organic" or "rice and beans" in a can.

Roommate 1:"Hey, why does the kitchen smell like butt?"
Roommate 2: "I just bought these organic beans in can from Oregon, they're progressive... want some?"
Roommate 1: "Why would I eat butt beans?"

by Mississippi Fireant July 13, 2014

Bean Dip

Bean dipping is when you scoop someone's chest area, usually on a man. It's a common game amongst children in middle school, but anyone can bean dip!

"I just bean dipped that kid over there!"

by Chum Snuggie August 29, 2014