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The big bang theory

Horrible sitcom made for 'intelligent' people, but really, you only need a high school diploma to understand the jokes.

People who read xkcd and think they're clever for understanding it will love this.

Has the worst laughtrack imaginable.
Sheldon: My new computer comes with Windows 7.
Audience: Laughs so hard that they cough up blood.
Sheldon: Windows 7 is much more user friendly than Windows Vista.
Audience: National reserves are called in to contain the sheer amount of laughter.
Sheldon : I don't like that.
Audience: 6 are pronounced dead by suffocating themselves with laughter.

A real sketch from the big bang theory. The clip is on youtube.
by combineelite November 30, 2010
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Bangbang

When a) an Italian/Scottish guy and Amerasian girl screw and b) when you hear your parents fucking. It's strange. Therefore making it BANGBANGING! :D
Person 1: dude... What're those weird noises coming from your parent's room?

Person 2: oh good God... They're bangbanging!

Person 1: I think your neighbor's are fucking too....

Person 2: oh no that's fine. I don't really care. They're cool.
by emopoptart July 22, 2009
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Bang bangs

A particular state of someone's hair after sex wherein one's face is partially obscured by scraggly bangs as a result of the wild lovemaking.
"I know what Melissa was doing in there; she has bang bangs and needs a comb to fix them."
by Mooglespy January 21, 2013
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Felch bang

After sucking the spunk out of a gay man's brownflower, his companion proceeds to fist his ass fiercely until he faints or explodes.
"oh Todd i love when you felch bang me"
by Bon Juckley March 10, 2008
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9-Bang

Possibly the most annoying ability to ever be added into a game in the history of man kind. When you are blinded by a 9 bang you will go completely fucking blind which apparently renders your ability to crouch and go prone useless, because that's just how humans work. A user who has 9 banged you may say 'ggez fuckin dumbass kid' shortly after they've killed you.
'Oh for fuck's sake John I'm 9-banged again'
by videfluffy November 2, 2018
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drop a bang

to exclaim that you would fuck a certain chick
Tommy: dude, see that chick over there? I'd drop a bang on her.

Billy: That bitch is hot, would you stick it in her ass?

Tommy: Eventually, but tonight I just want to drop a bang on her.
by Ron Coleman February 16, 2009
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bang

to squad up or to get ready to fight
like whats good nigga what wonna do u wonna bang or what nigga
by money d October 1, 2006
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