bacon hangers

Breasts (male or female) that are similar to holding a large waterballoon by the knot.

Generally found on nasty, dumpy, slightly ovrweight women. Also found on "National Geographic" porn.

Shit look at the bacon hangers on that one... looks like she needs a hose handler to keep those things in place.

by Pwner!! September 27, 2005

The Maple Bacon Law

The Maple Bacon Law as it is known is a law that can be used as an excuse to overthrow any other excuse without question.

But the excuse can only hold validity if the one using it has at least one packet of maple bacon within his household, otherwise there is no power behind the use of this law.

If Kevin decides he doesn't want to go out you invoke the Maple Bacon law which then overthrows any excuse he has therefore forcing him to adhere.

by E. Flynn October 1, 2012

Vertical Bacon Shoot

A vagina most likely resembling a smelly, overworked, gross, slutty, gaping tunnel

Dude I totally got into her vertical bacon shoot last night!

by ariesisapussy June 15, 2011

Kevin Spacey Bacon

When you confuse one actor for another by face or name.

A universal name used to replace any other actors name when you can't remember who played a part.

-Kevin Spacey Bacon is my favorite American actor.

-I can't remember who played opposite Natalie Portman, some Kevin Spacey Bacon.

by wordcoin December 7, 2011

bacon ballsack burger

A shitty burger you get from Mcdonalds that nothing was made right but the bacon

Man I asked for the big mac but you gave me a bacon ballsack burger what the hell.

by shitstainmonkeybutt November 18, 2014

What's shakin bacon?

What's going on?

"What's shakin bacon?" "Nothin much"

by pizza&coke February 9, 2012

bring home the bacon

supply means of subsistence; earn a living; attain success or reach a desired goal.

"Women nowadays not only take care of the household but also bring home the bacon"

"Keith brings the bacon home with an amazing goal to win the game"

by keith gunn January 19, 2007