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Bail money friend

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.
Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.
by BigTex August 14, 2012
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Bagillionaire

Bagillionaire - Someone with so many fabulous handbags that you couldn't possibly count them all.

Some may call it a sickness, but a love for handbags is like a love for chocolate, it is good because it makes you happy and you can't possibly get enough or have to much!

A bagillionaire's moto? - "Everything in moderation, including moderation."
- Omg! Have you seen her cupboard? She has so many handbags!

- Don't you know, she is a total bagillionaire!
by Ze Bagillionaire July 16, 2013
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bailitis

when a girl (or guy) bails on a date by pretending to be sick
I was supposed to go out with Hadley tonight, but she came down with a serious case of bailitis
by joshoohaah November 3, 2013
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Bailey Mathew

A certain type of male species (Bailey Mathew) that posses breasts that can only be described as a X cup, unheard for any Homo sapien(which is the comparable species) let alone one of the male gender. It has been contended by certain evolutionary biologists that, this species is a result of mating with Neanderthals. A connection between cup size and evolutionary development has not yet been established.
I hope they carry Bailey Mathew size in K-Mart.

Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out

Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.
by John Long-stockings November 27, 2013
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baileys and nicks

The most perfect couple you'll ever meet nicks like to be themselves, gentleman, and sporty and baileys are beautiful, sporty, and sweet
perfect couple sweet heart
baileys and nicks
by The truth and the lies January 19, 2014
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Bailey Clarke

Damn look at his "Bailey Clarke"
by gafloogidy February 10, 2014
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Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.
NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015
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