Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

When a baby is lying on his front without any clothes.

Dad: Son, its time to wake up!
Mom: Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

by DogeBrother318 August 25, 2022

happy as a goblin

A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.

"O my gosh, i just found gold under my microwavable pizza. I'm as happy as a goblin."

by Slimslope May 22, 2006

Blind as a bat

1. Old wive's phrase for one who is of poor eyesight. Actually a common misconception, as most bats (of the mammalian sort) have better eyesight than the average healthy human being.

"Hey four-eyes! You're as blind as a bat!" - Stupid Jock

by Track-10 January 14, 2003

Asaid

Used in the same context as you would normally use the phrase "I said." However, for the word "asaid" to have its full effect it needs to be added after the sentance as well as after an approximate 1 to 2 second pause. Ideally the word "asaid" is used in a condescending tone.

No, the score is 7 to 16... ASAID!

by ACORNSTU November 6, 2010

As a joke

Taken from the teenage chav character Vicki Pollard in the British comedy sketch show Little Britain.

Often adds this onto the end of her very fast ignorant chav sentences to qualify something really stupid she has done.

Can be added to the end of any appropriate (or, in fact, inappropriate) sentence in everyday conversation to make it sound funny/"cool"/common/comically ignorant/indicate a joke. Must be said in Vicki's unique accent blend of west country chav.

Doctor: "Vicki, you're pregnant. You must have had sex at least once. Do you remember?"

Vicki: "yeahbutnobut... yeahwelli'veneverevenhadsex exceptforthatonetime8monthsago withwayne'sbrotherdownbytheparknearthembins andthatwasFORAJOKE"

by mary moo July 22, 2005

Asafa

Jamaican for "Rise to the Occasion" The most delicious Olympic sprinter in history, with a previous world records in the 100m dash. To reiterate this point: Asafa is delicious.

What up brother? You run that 100 today?
Bitch, I ASAFA'd that shit.

What up brother? Did you see that girl?
Damn... she more than delicious... she ASAFA.

by Gokuluva469 March 16, 2010