Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

Shovel arse

The arse belonging to somebody who frequently participates in anal sex, acting as the passive partner (the one having their rectum penetrated). In such a case the arse is referred to metaphorically as a shovel, due to the fact that it "shovels in a lot of cock".

Aaron really loves taking cock, he's got a shovel arse!

by zappaz October 20, 2008

Fuck A Black Nigger In The Arse Day!

This day is on the 2nd of March since the 2nd of March is Black People's day so we must give them support and appreciation by fucking them on their special day!

"Yo what you doing today?"
"Fucking a black nigger in the arse, why?"
"Ah yes, same because you know what day it is...FUCK A BLACK NIGGER IN THE ARSE DAY!"

by NIGGERSUCKER January 28, 2024

Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019

Eat arse

Directed at people who boasted, talked themselves up or talked others up. Patronized people.

Tane is thinks he’s the man he’s always acting like an eat arse.

by Sidney Shaw December 8, 2020

Arse Biriyani

When you have a biriyani so foul and you shit it out afterwards - Arse Biriyani

I could really smash an arse biriyani butt.

by tongawongaslongabongaronga October 27, 2020

arse cough

A fart.

That’s was an epic arse cough (fart)

by Arse cough May 4, 2018