arse waft

Dumb. As stupid as a steering wheel on a crock.

Imogen: Jeez mum you are such a massive arse waft. How could you have forgotten to get food for the dog.
Anne: Don't be such a prawn tit Imogen. We can get it in the morning.

by Lovecave Leroy January 23, 2019

Creep-arsing

Driving too close to the car in front in a queue of slow-moving traffic.

" The car behind has been creep-arsing up behind me and it's so annoying as hell!"

by Lisa Odd August 24, 2020

arse burn

After a hot or spicy food often a curry when your ring peice looks like the Japanese flag and feels like a chewed tomato. "arse burn"

After that curry lads, my arse is burning. Feels like an empty headlock. "arse burn"

by JesusMcJesusFace January 01, 2019

Arse hole

Dolt or group thinker who writes disparaging remarks about Donald Trump. Lacks ability the think critically. Follows the herd off tbe cliff.

The arse hole hated America and moved to Venezuela to enjoy socialism and was eaten by rats while trying to find toilet paper.

by December 04, 2020

Arse Bones

The bones found in ones arse

My arse bones are killing me after last nights antics with shaggs aye

by Chewbac July 09, 2022

arse rattled

Anal sex

Getting your arse rattled is a term for given or taking anal sex

by J197G September 03, 2017

arse rattled

Anal sex

You are going to get your arse rattled, i.e. Your going to get anal sex

by J197G September 03, 2017