apricot jelly

a males discharge that is usually a little more sticky than usual

Awehhh shit you done filled up my penis pump with apricot jelly!
I ought to slap that shit out yo ass

by fffamouss January 16, 2009

Apronage

Food that's sole purpose is to make one ridiculously obese. High in carbs, sugar and fat. Excessive consumption of apronage results in an unsightly, low hanging gut. see apron
Pronounced ape-rin-idge.

We got some chili fries, cookie shakes, cheese stuffed pickles, and gravy muffins. Real apronage!

by Scandanavian746 June 10, 2010

Aprilday

A cool, amazing sweet girl who is independent, caring, and loving. Sexy, hot, sleek, extremely funny, athletic. Can be quiet at times. Always joking but knows when to be serious. Always puts her friends and family before herself. Will usually always make your day when you meet one. An awesome kisser, and knows how to rock her body.

Wow, that girl knows how to make anyone smile, she must have been an Aprilday..

by Ricekitty October 24, 2011

aprimindocots

The result of a metaphorical seed planted in your mind that expands to fill up your entire personality!

His elementary school teacher often spoke of the value of simplicity, and that little seed of thought grew many aprimindocots years later that helped him build his home-spun wool business.

by Rarasaur November 15, 2012

apricot juice

A mixture of sweat and period blood

I want to drink your apricot juice.

by Sweaty balls September 25, 2016

Aprilyn

Aprilyn will be that one girl in corner with many friends laughing out loud. Aprilyn says she’s socially awkward, but hey she has many friends who love her. You can’t hate an Aprilyn. But it all depends. The best ones are the ones who smile everyday, has a funny laugh, and a tumbler like person. She will cure your depression and never leave you out. Aprilyn is a sweet, kind, funny, joyful person.

p1: Hey who’s that?
p2: oh that’s Aprilyn
p1:Seems like it! She’s so pretty, sweet, and funny

by cap.n_crunchh March 30, 2018

April 16

National Kiss Day is April 16th where you can just kiss your crush , boyfriend , girlfriend , etc.

It’s april 16th so I was wondering if you like wanted to... kiss ?

by NationalDays2019 April 15, 2019