the best person in the word!!!!! They need everything and they are so kind asf!! They need a slap on the ass cheeks and a big ol kiss!!
by BosCircus December 13, 2021
An Andy May is best known as being the horniest and most oddly shaped of all penguin species. Known for their Chanky smell the modern-day Andy May is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Andy May is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to the penguin society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious amount of alcohol), the Andy May first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischievous, and in some cases violent.
If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.
The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.
If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.
The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.
by King Of Penguins November 23, 2021
The best Ass Andy can have. It’s on a certain Andy and he has his own instagram account andys.ass.is.massive u shood totally follow it. not a plug or anything just look it up.
“Woah girl look! That Andy has an Andy’s Ass. It’s the best Ass Andy Can Have!”
“I know! I’ve been looking at it all day!”
“I know! I’ve been looking at it all day!”
by andy.a$$.massive.7107 February 04, 2020
Andy Vollrath is a motherfucking badass.
by Motherfucker069 May 12, 2011
by gud ta speelign March 14, 2021
when a male acts in a female state, when a chicago sports fan fails to realize that chicago teams suck, the reason why chicago bears do not have cheerleaders, a female trap in a males body; when a man acts like a five year old
by annubis October 24, 2012
The richest man in all of owensound. Smokes ass and eats grass. Gives a mean western grip hand job too.
Stranger: wait, are you Macaulay Culkin?
Andy: Mmmmm, nope, my name is Andy Brown and I’m a white fuck that has autism running deep thru my family tree.
Andy: Mmmmm, nope, my name is Andy Brown and I’m a white fuck that has autism running deep thru my family tree.
by Gbabyhuuuuaaaahhhh April 01, 2022