Anal Hurts

An opinion often given by either blokes or women, for there first time having anal sex.

I tell you what, im never having anal sex with andy again....anal hurts!

by Andy woodster February 8, 2008

anal activity

"Anal activity" was the name of a shot drink referred to on an episode of Z-Rock. The ingredients were not described.

"Last night I was drinking some shot called Anal Activity," said ZO2's manager.

by VT Tale October 20, 2008

anal poisoning

A fictitious ailment from sycophancy; popularized and probably coined by Rush Limbaugh.

"The slobbering... this guy... Folks I'm telling you, he, if he keeps this up throughout the G20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."

by Dorical May 16, 2009

Anal five

The act of slapping a person's ass. Aiming for the crack is what makes it an anal five causing both cheeks to be slapped.

She thought he was just going for one cheek but he got both with his anal five

by THECURRYMAN April 26, 2009

Anal Relations

1.)buttsex
2.) A sexual relationship with another man

Guy 1: Hey, you want to go have some anal relations?
Guy 2: Actually, I'm already in an anal relation with Jim. Sorry.

by Disciple of Salsa August 17, 2008

Anal Grease

When one doesn't wipe well mixed with the friction of the butt cheecks makes a gooey type substance that lifts itself out of the pants and terrorizes your nostrils. Also the grease from the bunghole clogs the pores on the buttoks and causes a severe case of falicalitus.

Sinjin: Karch close your legs we dont want to let your anal grease leak out!!!

Karch: Shut up i dont have anal grease

Sinjin: well you need to wipe better then
or wear some pants that doesnt make your ass sweat

by slimdeezy January 15, 2009

super anal

A sex act between a man and woman in which the man penetrates the woman anally after a vibrator penetrates the vagina while set on its highest setting. The man will feel the vibration, which is the source of the superlative.

For my birthday, my girlfriend treated me to super anal--it was amazing.

by Kabong!!! November 9, 2015