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Academic Masturbation

1. Any discussion with someone when they claim great theoretical or hypothetical; not practical, realistic, or directly useful knowledge designed to make themselves feel good, and to leave you feeling like a sticky mess.

2. Any discussion where claimed knowledge is discussed where the discussion is of great personal pleasure for the Academic Masturbator, but any others find it offensive and gross.
1. The public debate was railroaded by some bigot that just spewed hours of academic masturbation.

2. I hate having her in our study group since all she offers is academic masturbation.

THREE EXAMPLES OF ACADEMIC MASTURBATION:

Four Year Old Example: My daddy is better than your daddy because he's a fireman. Besides, you're a poopoo head.

Dungeon and Dragons Example: There is no way your 3 hit-die Orc could kill my level 3 Halfling thief! (four hour argument ensues)

Theology Example: The end is coming soon and God will kill you heathen scum that heretically believe that the earth is over 6,000 years old. Furthermore, I am NOT an animal!
by Steven G. Peterson October 20, 2008
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Visitation Academy

The most kickass school in Saint Louis. Founded in 1833 by nuns of the Visitation order, Visitation academy has been educating girls for over 250 years!
Beth: I attend Visitation academy.
Jack: NO FUCKING WAY! That school is FUCKING AMAZING!
by Jimmy Jong March 24, 2011
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Academians

T'is a Nurse?
A Flying Nun?
"It's an Academian"
by Anon Amos May 5, 2005
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Academic Crotch Grab

When you get a hand job during school. In class.
"Dude, I totally got an academic crotch grab by Brittany in 3rd period!"
by The Teacher(; December 15, 2009
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Acadian Fish Dinner

To take a fish head stuffed with potatoes and herbs and put it in a girls vagina, then eat the potatoes/fish head while it's in the vagina.
Guy1: Yo! did you get any skin last night from that chick.

Guy2: Well she didn't give me anything, but I gave her an Acadian Fish Dinner.

Guy1: Aww that's skanky
Guy2: Wasn't that bad, I was hungry. Might as well kill two birds with one stone.
by Sunburntbus December 4, 2010
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Scholars' Academy

the most overrated and boring school in NYC. the kids here don't even pass their test bc of the dumb teachers. Channel View and Waterside are better than them. all of the kids think they are the shat but they aren't. :)

and they are afraid of momo bc they are stupid
hey do you go to Scholars' Academy??
by the real shit!* February 28, 2019
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