Robert

Robert is a relatively nice person to strangers, but if you know him well enough and you are friends with him he will roast the ever-living shit out of you to the point where you have a mental breakdown. He will be funny and athletic, but this is drowned by the fact that he will use everything against you, so don't tell him any secrets or else.
"hey look at that douche-bag"
"ah must be a Robert."
by sama24681013579 February 17, 2019
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what parents name their child when they know he's gonna grow up to be a fat retard with a 2 inch schlong
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A white kid with a big dick. Robert is sweet and caring. Not the hottest guy in the world but cute. He's the best in bed with a huge cock.
Girl 1: I just slept with Robert last night
Girl 2: How was it?
Girl 1: Amazing, he has a huge cock
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typically white, Robert is an asshole with little friends. He's the type of person that snitches on you if you say butt. Robert thinks he's funny even tho he definitely isn't
Person 1: ew who the fuck is that
Person 2: oh that's Robert no one likes him
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A little annoying shorts boy Asian boy is '14 but nobody ever believes him he's always called gay and bullied by almost everybody and his school and on the bus
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Ugly ass, 6ix9ine looking ass, big nose, ugly face, weird stance, small dick, long arms, small chin, big mouth, smelly hair, ugly voice, nice eyes.
Friend 1: you look like Robert today...
Friend 2: why do you have to be so suss
by BigDaddyDikk January 05, 2019
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