Windows 7

Microsoft's newest operating system that was supposedly "error free", just like vista. Critically acclaimed to be better than the rest, it's users disagree, although its advertising with cute little toddlers using Windows 7 makes it seem so sleek, easy to use and versatile, Microsoft's deceiving commercials lull the buyers in with cuteness and then smack them in the face with errors, rhetorical questions, and loading screens. Windows 7 was supposed to awesome, amazing, the virtuoso of operating systerms, even better than mac, better than linux, better than any other operating system, however Windows 7 doesn't compare to a fresh steaming a pile of horse dung.

"Hey dude, did you hear about Windows 7?"
"Yeah man, I heard that Ashley bought a new PC with Windows 7 on it, but with all of the problems it has been giving her she returned it and bought a Mac.

by ayalacoming December 18, 2009

windows

an operating system way better than any others. usually people say "windows crashes a lot!". well duh, idiots, if you install spyware virus crap its going to cause errors. and IT doesnt cause the blue screen of death, YOU DO!!!

i just bought windows, all the software i bought that didnt work with mac and linux works now!

by Sean Roth September 9, 2004

open window

Window that is open

Man, look at this open window.

by A Moody Booty January 17, 2014

Window licker

A bluedog who keeps the inside of the windows clean on the special bus to windsor.

As a linfield bus goes by: "there goes a bus full of window lickers".

by entellektuall soopeerior July 24, 2011

tinted windows

A vehicle filled with black people.

Oh shit, Bob. There appears to be a car approaching us with tinted windows. Let's get the fuck out of here before we get shot.

by seth rogen's anal beads October 14, 2008

windows vista

microsofts new software. ive heard that its better thought because it looks better and only crashes once an hour instead of twice. worst of all, they removed microsoft sam!!!!!

OH NOES!!!!!!!!! WINDOWS VISTA HAS NO MICROSOFT SAM!!!!!!!

by Just Shut Up February 8, 2009