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Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!
Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"
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Why?

A question your kid will ask to annoy you when you can't buy them their favourite ice cream.
Kid:Mom! I want some ice cream!
Mom: Tough, you're not getting today
Kid: Why?

Mom: I don't have enough money
Kid: Why?
Mom: Because I said so!
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why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin
*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”
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Why y’all never let people publish shit?

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“Why y’all never let people publish shit?”

stop being stingy.
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