wankerdom

A land inhabited by wankers

"He was is the primary C.A.U.C in the whole of wankerdom"

"A week in Ibiza nowadays is like hanging out in wankerdom"

"I here by name you the Earl of Wankerdom"

by Holly February 16, 2005

walkerboy

The opposite of studboy; a male who is extremely physically unattractive, which may be due to obesity, unkempt personal appearance, or lack of physical dexterity in using medical devices such as walkers or canes.

I was trying to cross the street but I had to step outside the sidewalk because I couldn't get around the grotesque walkerboy who was barely moving.

by JNachod June 21, 2008

Wamker

A word derived from the word "wanker". This word has the same meaning as "wanker" but is only spelt differently on social internet sites such as msn, myspace, facebook and twitter.This because the 'm' and 'n' are together and when typing with speed more often than not you hit the wrong letter. Also, as you are sending the message quickly, you do not properly proof-read. This can cause embarrassment for yourslef especially when a friend points out the obvious mistake and instantly makes fun of you.

Josh: Lindsay, you are a total wamker
Lindsay: wamker, is that a new term?
Josh: Shut up Lindsay... leave me alone you're embarising me.
Lindsay: Oh shut up Josh! You are such a girl!
Josh: sad face
Lindsay: Cry and i hit you with this golf club....
Josh: Yes M'am

by Hsoj!!! August 30, 2009

Waker Baker

A joint specifically designed to smoke in the morning after a night of chonging on some potent cheese weed to get you going for the rest of one man's daily activities such as fucking some potent pussy.

Person 1 "Mornin' la, fucked me y'know"

Person 2 "Fancy a waker baker lad?"

Person 1 "Yeah deffo lad, need to chong on me la"

by John Smith11 July 3, 2010

Wankers Wind

When the wind is strong enough to shake the sides of a tent so violently that one can masturbate as loudly as one wishes and the other person or persons sharing the tent cannot hear you because of the noise. This term was coined by British Servicemen serving in Afghanistan in 2006 where such a wind became vital to morale before iPods were commonplace.

Happy days tonight mate.
why?
Well the wind is above 25 knots so we have a wankers wind.
Great let's race back to the tent so we can all masturbate furiously without the embarrassment of people knowing, well they will know because it is a wankers wind and they will all be doing it but they won't be able to hear so it's all good.

by Lungeman October 31, 2011

waker upper

term used when in need of a wake up call; slang term used instead of the traditional wake up call; can you give me a waker upper in the morning; when someone needs a favour; needs that important call; whereas they're usually sleeping, and don't want to miss school, work, meeting etc..

person 1: "I have to get up early tomorrow, can you give me a waker upper call"!

person 2: "oh for sure; would you like that in the form of a call or text"?

wakeruppercallimportantfavour

by winnipegdude October 23, 2012