bad wife

A woman named ally- no defining traits just a bitch tbh
You might be a bad wife but at least you aren’t an ally
by Winnythebish February 21, 2023
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Kinger's Abstracted Wife

Queenie: she literally looks like a PP when she abstracted.

Anyway, it's a black PP with rainbow eyes.
It's rare to be born with a black PP called "Kinger's Abstracted Wife"
by ThomasBloxia October 08, 2024
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An old saying that is used to describe times when it is raining but the sun is still shining and there is little to no cloud cover. Most commonly used by southern and/or country folk in the US.
Jim: Huh, the Devil is beating his wife.

Ted: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
by Thatstupidantt June 23, 2022
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3rd place trophy wife

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.
After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.
by Slamb Doctor February 17, 2018
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Jungle Wife

A noon. Typically refers to a mistress of yours (otherwise known as a side hoe) who lives in the hood. A jungle wife can also refer to a girlfriend who lives in the hood. Also, jungle wives are usually of black descent however a white woman who is of inbred or trash descent can be considered a jungle wife.
Guy 1: ay yo I'm going to partake in some mating with my jungle wife.

Guy 2: well brother be careful not to get shot in that neighborhood!
by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023
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my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!
by Imissmykids May 15, 2024
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højbjerg's wife

A brum on Tottenham Twitter who is Pierre Emile Højbjerg's wife.
Oh look over there Pierre is eating KFC with his wife, højbjerg's wife!
by PJ4 March 28, 2021
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